The Teacher said

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American story. Who said ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?”

She saw a sea of blank faces,except for Little Hodakio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up:

“Patrick Henry,    1775,” he said. “Very good!

Who said,’Government of the People, by the People, for the people, shall not perish from the  Earth.

Again, no response except from Little Hodakio:    “Abraham Lincoln, 1863.” “Excellent!” said the teacher continuing, “Let’s try one a bit more difficult — Who said, ‘Ask not what your country

can do for you, but what you can do for your country’?”

Once again, Hodakio’s was the only hand in the air and he said:

“John F. Kennedy, 1961”. The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hodakio isn’t from this country and he knows more about our history than you

do.”

She heard a loud whisper:”F_ _ k the Japs.”

“Who said that?

I want to know right now!? she angrily demanded.

Little Hodakio put his hand up, “General MacArthur, 1945.”

At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.’

The teacher glares around and asks,    ‘All right! — Now who said

that?” Again, Little Hodakio says,”George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? —    Suck this!”

Little Hodakio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, “You little shit! — If you say anything else I’ll kill you!”

Little Hodakio frantically yells at the top of his voice, “Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004.”

The teacher fainted. As-the    class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, “Oh shit, we’re screwed!”

Little Hodakio said quietly,”The American people, November 7,

2008

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Liberal Paradise? Do you want it?

“A liberal paradise is a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has guns.”

“And believe it or not, such a place does, indeed, exist.
It’s called prison.”

Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Maricopa County SheriffLiberal Pardise

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Hot Coffee, Funny

Gotta love those grand-kids ..

 I was eating breakfast with my  7-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,

What day is tomorrow?”

 Without skipping a beat she said, “It’s Presidents Day!”  ..

 She’s smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?” ..

 I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.

 She replied,    “Presidents Day is when the President steps out of  the White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bull Shit.”

 You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose. Coffee out Nose

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Pregnant at 71

HickcupsA woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by

one of the younger doctors.  After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

“What the hell is the matter with you” the older doctor demanded.

“Mrs.Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?”

The younger doctor continued writing and without even looking up said, “Does she still have the hiccups?”

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